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DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


SUN SHADE - If only you could attach it to a hat


TAGS: sunshade hats
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Chef - May 4, 2010, 7:12 pm
It is unfortunate that this guy is probably the BRAINS of his posse!
Koradan - November 6, 2009, 2:34 pm
File this under "DEE de DEEEEEE" TURN THE d*** HAT AROUND, DOUCHE!!!!
IllicoPresto - September 4, 2009, 12:20 am
If it's been done before, i neversaw it.
Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 11:59 pm
I think Airman had it, very similar concept.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:53 pm
To quote a famous motifaker... I don't get it.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:48 pm
*thing (not this)
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
If it was the second this you said, I'd expect you to already be domniating the big board already -- you know you wanna.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:46 pm
Either this has been done recently, or I'm Nostradamusin' the fuuk outta this site.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.


TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm
Love it Crank. 5L.


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by samjackson

samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying f*** you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Koradan

maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am
Ramen


SPIDERS -


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


MARRIAGE, SHARED -


TAGS: happy meal halved
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - February 4, 2013, 12:09 pm
Thanks TeeO, oh and just get some floss
TheOne - February 3, 2013, 7:05 pm
Dentures are on the price hm? Better get me a pair 60 years in advance. Well done.
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 4:36 pm
Not so sad…..could been no teeth to share…..thnx Mao
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 4:27 pm
Sad But True GaryO 5 Sharing L's.
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 11:26 am
So true, Oiler. And thank you. Cheers
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 11:12 am
The older you get, the more likely you have seen what you described Gary. Very nice job
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:13 am
Thank you, sir Ug. And yes, Prissy...the fear...and the fear of our grandkids. Knew of an ol' gal that would occasionally take hers out and lick 'em...after dinner.
ughomer - January 15, 2013, 7:06 am
Very good posterization of the joke. 5L GaryO.
MissPriss - January 15, 2013, 2:07 am
That's gonna be my parents...shiver!
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 10:36 pm
Yes and yes
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 10:19 pm
That's true love and that's truly gross


JABBA AND JUNE - Luke and Leia weren't the only twins separated at birth


TAGS: june shannon jabba
Rating: 4.33/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 13, 2012, 8:51 pm
This rocks... geez I can't stand these backwoods people.


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by motinet

Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am

*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm
I love owl posters...5L


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit


TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by badman

DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm
Ph**o was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white p***stars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am
white people also get more p****, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung a**-backward.


LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.


TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

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Greeny - December 5, 2015, 8:34 am
Don't forget the water, and the rock wall. And, oh - the hat.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 1:40 am
It's a wonderfully narrative ph**o: and old man who sits on the very end of the bench, as if to make room for a couple people who are no longer there.
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm
amen


STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


Breakfast -


TAGS: take that swansons
Rating: 4.74/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

NEENER NEENER
GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:24 am
Now THAT’S a lunchable! Man, I hated having pack my Dad’s big ol’ whiskey bottle to school….matter of fact, I think he may have hated it too. 5L
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 8:25 am
Loking Good I'll Have 6 To Go .
MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:53 pm
Imma need some oatmeal


HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


TAGS: happiness baby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
That's really creepy.


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


RESPECT IS A TWO WAY STREET -


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

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Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!


GO AHEAD - dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit!


TAGS: chihuaha dog
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:47 pm
Cute one for DigMyDog too!


PERSPECTIVE -




COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME


TAGS: redskins facepalm shame
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by WTF

Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:25 pm
The Eagles, I mean.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:24 pm
Why they'd want to trade their best player to a division rival is beyond my comprehension.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I wondered why I heard requiem bells outside.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
They just traded for McNabb tonight.
Todd M. - October 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Oh, as a Redskins fan, this needs to go in the thread i started about Redskins demotivational posters. 5 Lions btw.
camden - October 20, 2009, 6:21 pm
....only the face palm 5 poodles


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:31 pm
Know who hates Chuck Norris posts and jokes more than anyone here, mods included? Chuck himself. He's gone on record saying he's sick of people making him sound like an a**hole.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.


TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


Loneliness -


TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am

greatness


Buy An E? -


TAGS: milk beer letters change
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 1, 2016, 12:12 am
I share my amen from 'cern with ya teehee.
OldIrish - July 31, 2016, 12:27 pm
This gave me a good sermon idea. UP with it!!
MissPriss - July 31, 2016, 11:34 am
thanks 'cern
concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:20 am
Amen sister, UP yours


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


RADIO OPERATORS - The deadliest thing on the battlefield is a pissed off marine with a radio!


TAGS: bang bombs hate anger usmc
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by viper21700

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:24 pm
The radioman and the SAW gunner have the most dangerous jobs in the military. The enemy sharpshooters always target those guys. Because the radioman is the link to support and the SAW gunner is the one laying down the most fire.
GySgt1811a - February 16, 2012, 4:12 pm
TeeHee! Jarhead Tankers have radios, too! "Sh**, over. Sh**, out."
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:08 am
Semper Fi 10-4... KF7DSA


HARRY POTTER -


TAGS: harry potter movie ginger
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
and trust me, I've learned very quickly...I rather have 2L poster that has 16 comments than a 5L poster with none. Feedback is the key to improvement.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
Haha, I'm a very easy going person...I've had a lot worse happen to me that hasn't bent me out of shape lol. This site is like therapy for me lol...
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
donk, some of the best posters on this website have a 2.9 or lower rating. it's just the way it is. so don't get bent out of shape over it.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
and lol cranky ty...I love your posters and I have seen some of your great posters get some injust scores so I can understand.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
I only rate 5L 4L or 1L, anything in between I rather just give some positive advice and help them get better.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
Why thank you monkey that means a lot from you. I just hate when ppl hate on posters for no reason. I always try and be as fair as possible when rating. I'd rather make a comment that gives constructive criticism than give someone a 2L.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
donk, it was probably some ginger kid who really likes harry potter. i wouldn't worry about it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
don't worry about scores. the comments hold the key. Its a good poster, and you have been doing well
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
I seem to attract a lot of haters.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:35 pm
Awe, someone voted this a 3...go f yourself jealous =D
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:53 pm

dear donk....ahahahahahahaahah...again.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:04 am
Well played Donk, well played.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 7:55 pm
I apologize in advance to any of my red-headed brethren out there. It's all in good humor =D


SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

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otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


Pimp Hand -


TAGS: hand
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by john

Airman - April 26, 2011, 7:17 pm
it is impossible to make one that everyone likes. Make one that you like.. that's the most important part of it.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:13 pm
okay....!! Plus, some of them are so perfect, I feel a lot of pressure! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:12 pm
Plus, some of them
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:11 pm
Oh well, if I think of something, maybe! I don't want to make some "just to make some" I want to like it! (especially since it's gonna stick to me, might as well be able to stand for it!) and I know people might not like it as much as me neither! xx
rerun - April 26, 2011, 6:58 pm

some of the greates posters on this site are from people "working out" the personal stresses in their lives. Makingh a poster can be a great outlet.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
I might at some point, but right now I'm going through the roughest of patches, and can't even focus to do that... Checking them out is relaxing but its as much as I can afford, mentally... But I'm sure I'll get to it at some point in time!! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:42 pm
What's that about?? Is it required to make some to be allowed to enjoy others? I'm very sorry if I don't like all that's there... but you should get used to it, it happens a lot in life! xx
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:50 pm
I would like to see some posters djinnyf... your postive comments towards women are great... give it a try for a poster.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:45 pm
Isn't it about time you stop criticizing everyone else's posters & put out a few of your own? 89 comments, ZERO posters.
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:40 pm
Basically, she's getting paid to do a job... acting.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:07 pm
And if I happen to see older posts, it's because my google page's got the motifake thingy and I get to have a random one all the time, instead of having to go through the same ones all the time... xx
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:06 pm
It shows a lot more about the people putting it up and enjoying such things... Sorry, I don't find degrading women very funny... And I find this (and liking this) more degrading than most overly ***y girls...) xx
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:19 pm
*on mulitiple sites* if you want Politically Correct, I am sure The View has a web site
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:18 pm
why are we commenting on posters from 2007? and this is Glenn Ford slapping Erin Grey in a 1978 made for TV movie "Evening in Byzantium". It's make believe!!! this poster is no multiple sites and has been for some time.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:31 am
This is huhhhhhh... can't believe it's up. xx
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 3:04 am
It's stupid.
snow - August 29, 2008, 3:08 am
He looks very satified.... no homo!
Profet - January 13, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is a classic example of a man wit the gift of "pimpin". I love it. It is motivating!


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.64/5

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WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm
N-I-C-E


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


WOW FACEPALM - I can't find words to say...




HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

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falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.82/5

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dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


WHAT DO YOU MEAN - It's only a Tuesday? Why did I think it was a FRIDAY?




MEN -


TAGS: sharing is caring
Rating: 4.86/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2011, 10:13 pm
LOL... so immature.


Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


Charge it -


TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
OMG! WTF is u? 5


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am
awe5ome!


FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?


TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:45 pm
"I'm gonna be just like Mommy when I grow up... but I'm gonna start now."
RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

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Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

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Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am
great


I CAST... - Sleep Spell!


TAGS: hawk sleep
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by motinet

Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:03 pm

lolz
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:10 am
5L
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:35 am
Gotta hit the hay. Set your clocks, fellas.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:02 pm
heh heh heh.... lovin' it!
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 8:51 pm
quality will always prevail, the votes have spoken.
motifake - February 8, 2010, 8:29 pm

Woo hoooo! This one made a come back :)
Eternal Lord Jackass - February 6, 2010, 2:26 pm
Just hope he doesn't wake up and cast blind
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:50 am
very well done Mr.M!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:00 am
I love it! 5 eagles!
motifake - February 5, 2010, 5:41 pm

Dammit, I had the top spot for a little while hehe...
Airman - February 5, 2010, 5:36 pm
LOL!
Fatt Matt - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
you need 3 successes, now roll... er, I mean... NERD!!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm
So simple, yet brilliant. 5L
R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 3:36 pm
Ha Ha! 5 Crystal Staffs! (de-geeking in 5..4..3..2..1)


Books -




STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

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Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


TIPS FROM THE HANDY MA'AM -


TAGS: uproar at the hardware store
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:35 am
Love it! Thanks for the much needed laugh lg.
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:13 am
If you do that around me, I guarantee I will find a way to join in the fun! Good 1! LOL! ^!!!!!
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 12:51 am

Thank you, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2016, 10:12 pm
That was awesome!


IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.34/5

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Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


TROUBLES IN LIFE -


TAGS: life hard fight for love
Rating: 4.95/5

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Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:13 pm
"Oh and since we were renting the motel room by the hour, it woulda cost us all a fortune, too."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:11 pm
made it to the restaurant at all."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
Here goes my entry: "Honey. Remember last June when I was over an hour late for our anniversary dinner at M***? Well, that's because I fell asleep beside your sister, after we ... well, you know? Thank god your brother snores or I never would have ...
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:02 pm
Paging Admiral Ackbar ... Admiral Ackbar, please report to the bridge immediately and bring your trademark line.


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